habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via definitive)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via definitive)

jakemalik:

teen heart throb eats fruitroll-up, everyone is screaming.

(Source: hi, via cumfort)

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

(Source: doppelgender, via definitive)